22.02.2017  •  Shop NEWS


Audiolord - Shutting up your neighbors for good. A new service brought to you by pauseljudbild.com, with photos for the campaign by Mathias STERNER c/o MINK MGMT

What the hell is it? Mathias STERNER c/o MINK MGMT photographed the attention magnet AUDIOLORD campaign for Pause Home Entertainment. From the omniscient Net we learn: "Pause Home Entertainment is one of Sweden's best known stores for top-notch audio equipment. They sell the really heavy stuff. And by heavy, we mean brutally amazing. Sound so big that it will out-sound any loud and disturbing neighbor. To prove it, we created a new service that will blow your mind, literally. And above all, shut your neighbors disturbing activities up for all eternity. So, say hello to the Audiolord, and goodbye to annoying neighbors." And the text continues with tongue just as firm in cheek. The next question is: How does it work? The answer: "First of all, locate your disturbing neighbors. Now, that wasn't so hard, was it? Then call the Audiolord hotline and leave a message with your name, address and telephone number. Now wait for the Audiolord to confirm your call and accept the mission. Wait for the Audiolord to arrive. Let him take care of business, and don't ask any questions. Behold the miracles of really big sound." And the last question: How much does it cost? " This service is a major operation for people who really, really want to teach their loud neighbors a lesson. If Audiolord can't shut your neighbors up, no one can. With that in mind, the price is just about right at 750 Euros per intervention. And for your own good, please remember that the Audiolord never ever negotiates." Find out more details under: pauseaudiolord.com/#information, and we have the great photos right here on GoSee.